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this is 911 state your emergency

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YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD

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911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN

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YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS

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911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER

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MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.

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YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ

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TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING

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911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.

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yes 911 hello all these people are crazy

this is still going around and it makes me rly happy.

(Source: babylizard)

put a letter in my ask

  • ‎A - Available?

  • B - Birthday?

  • C - Crushing on?

  • D - Drink you last had?

  • E - Easiest person to talk to?

  • F - Favourite song?

  • G - Grade i hated?

  • H - Hometown?

  • I - Icecream flavour?

  • J - Jellybean flavour?

  • K - Killed someone?

  • L- Longest friendship?

  • M - Milkshake flavour?

  • N - Number of siblings?

  • O - One wish?

  • P - Person who called me last?

  • Q - Question your always asked?

  • R - Reason to smile?

  • S - Song i last sung?

  • T - Time you woke up?

  • U - Umbrella colour?

  • V - Very best friend?

  • W - Which celebrity i’d marry?

  • X - X rays i had?

  • Y - Your last time you cried?

  • Z - Zodiac sign?

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